Are we in a gay sports bar?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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