We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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