Well douche your snatch and let's go!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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