Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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