Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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