No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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