lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Randomize