If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
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i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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