I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Barsexuality is the new black.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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