i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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