Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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