that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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