just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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