fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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