i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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