I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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