Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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