thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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