Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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