There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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