You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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