so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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