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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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