While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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pray to the hookup gods
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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