we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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