Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Holy sore nipples Batman
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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