3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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