All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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