So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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