We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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