I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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