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you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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