This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize