we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
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Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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