I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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