quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Drake has all the answers
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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