i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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