READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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