I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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