I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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