9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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