Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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