I'll bet she douches with gravy.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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