are you still at the devil's house?
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Farmville is her only friend.
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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