One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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