how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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