just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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