ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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