Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize