she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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